Look forward to getting dirty on a Cleanfuk

Lets face it. We are not the first product for this purpose in the market. The difference between us and any other product available currently or previously is, we do it better and we flat out state what we are for and as an added bonus, our product will cost less than most of them out there.  

We don't pretend to be something we are not. We are not a decorative throw, we are not a puppy pad, we are not a couch protector for food and pets. Sure you can use us for that purpose as well as many more, but that is not our intention. We are a pad to protect your bed or any other surface you want to fuk on! You want to pull out the toy box for some self pleasure, get busy with that one night stand, knock boots with your wife/husband, hang 20 toes with your boyfriend/girlfriend or even do the mattress mambo with someone else's significant other. (Don't worry, we don't ask who you intend to use it with and we won't rat you out.) This is designed for you. It does not matter what gender you are, what gender you identify with or your sexual orientation. 

Sex can be messy and we are here to help alleviate that problem. Is she a squirter, (is he a squirter)? Do you like "creaming the twinkie" during that "time of the month"? Are you into bringing food into the bed, (a little ice play, whipped cream, chocolate sauce, honey.) Ultimately, we all know that no one wants to sleep in the wet spot. Whether it be bodily fluids, oils, lotions, food or anything else.  What have you done up till now, put down a towel either before or after which generally does not stay in place, is uncomfortable to lay on and may or may not handle the mess? Get up and change the sheets afterwards? I'll even bet some of you have tossed a t-shirt on top of the area or whatever other clothing was laying around. Well, I'm here to tell you there is a better way and we are here to provide it to you. 

This is the ultimate replacement for a sex towel or whatever method you use to protect the bed or any other surface when getting busy. This is designed to protect against bodily fluids, oils, lotions or most other things that make it into the bedroom. For the past year and a half I have designed this product based upon concepts about other items that my wife and I liked and issues that they had. What we have come up with is a new product that is aesthetically pleasing, the right size 36" x 60" for proper coverage, very soft to the skin, waterproof backing, inner layers to pull in the moisture and keep it off the surface and added non slip material to help keep the pad in place. They wash well and are not noisy like some others. The prototypes I have made have been tested and received well. I am getting ready to take them to market. These are pictures of one of the prototypes which is only 36" x 48" and this is on a king size bed. 

We have had our product tested and approved by gynecologists, lawyers, nurses, pharmacists, pediatricians, entrepreneurs, landscapers, caterers and anyone else who was willing to try it out. 

None of our products have been tested on animals.

That's definitely not our thing and if it's yours, please don't tell us about it.....